Yo Mama Jokes

I've been compiling a list of Yo Mama jokes for the cultivated.

Yo Mama's so uncultured, she couldn't tell the difference between a Monet and a Manet!

Yo Mama's so obtuse, she asked why she had to pay 16 bucks for a 50 cent album!

Yo Mama's so befuddled, she was making all these cello jokes, and I asked why she was being so hard on cellos. She thought it was Yo Yo Ma jokes!

Yo Mama's so sexually promiscuous, I took a picture of her, and she gave my camera herpes!

Yo Mama's so obese, she auditioned for a role in Titanic, the musical, and the they offered her the part of the iceberg!

Yo Mama's so misinformed, she was recently offered the chair of the Psychology department at Yale, and she turned it down because she wanted the table!

Yo Mama's reputation is so sullied, she's often compared to the New York Times Monday crossword puzzle - fast going Down, and easy to fill.

Yo Mama's so corpulent, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw her peanuts!

Yo Mama's so sweaty, after she goes jogging, her T-shirt enters a wet Mama contest!

Yo Mama's reputation is so notorious, she likes fast food, but that's not why her nickname is the In N' Out.

Yo mama's so old, they invited her on the View to make Barabra Walters look young.

Yo Mama's so sexually indiscriminant, she actually gave Rodney Dangerfield respect!

Yo Mama's so misinformed, when asked what she thought of Dick Cheney, she thought it was a chastity belt for men!

Yo Mama's so sexually promiscuous, I'm not saying she's easy, but she came with cliff notes.