To do Before I Die

Finally I can write off from my "To Do before I die" list -- Seeing Third Eye Blind perform their hits. Under that -- Witnessing the Death of 90's Adult Contemporary Rock. Twas sad to see Third Eye Blind all senile: forgetting lyrics, wandering offstage midst song, and being so lazy, having someone from the audience play their instruments.

I'm Walken here

I was thinking how cool it would be if I were Christopher Walken, then I could have dinner with some of my favorite actors like Steve Buscemi or Seth Green. I'm sure they're friends.

Curtis vs. Tree

Yesterday, I tried to climb a tree in the Fens trying to talk to a man who was sitting in the tree. The tree won, and I was gnashed. Apparently, I am not built for climbing, be it kitchen counters, bookshelves and now, even trees.

Believe me you

Believe it or not, I met the coolest and prettiest girl in the world today. She's so cool, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 10 is the highest, she's definitely the coolest girl in the world. Well, if I die now, I will have lived a life without regret.

Curtis recieved a "shoutout" from Brilliant Misstake at the Paradise. This is Curtis' first "shoutout". He next aspires to a "representing" and a "holla".

Things

After much thought, I finally found some things that are like a Dame: Dime, Dome, Doom, Dumas, Djembe and Drone.

Bar Mitzvah

I've often pondered what my Bar Mitzvah would be like if I were Jewish, 13 and observing Bar Mitzvahs. I think a good theme would be to hire cheap strippers from Criag's List and call it a Bar Stripsvah.