Walken in LA

Nothing lights up the screen as much as Christopher Walken, one of my all time favorite actors, who managed to make films like "Kangaroo Jack" and "Suicide Kings" passable. The NYT magazine ran a feature on him today, and captured the essence of Walken in this following quote:
At the grocery store, he [Walken] stared at a plump tomato and then put it back. "I DON'T. Buy the tomatoes with. The stems. On them. They don't. Degrade. They go. Down the sink. And into the WATER. Then. They get lodged in the throats of little. OTTERS."
Which reminded me of an Onion article, Walken in LA written years ago, which might be the funniest thing I've ever read.